34 Topics To Assign To Your Music Posts On Medium

To make sure no one ever reads them

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Today was chaotic. I watched a puppet show and I fall in that puddle every year. It is a part of my masochistic ego. The puppet show was filled with people rolling joints and promoting our minors to roll joints, too. It was sponsored by Pepsi. In it, middle-aged people from old indie bands shot ribbon rockets from kids’ vaginas. It was a horrifying watch. And now I am trying to recover from it. So here are 34 topics as promised.

1. Trip-dope hop
2. Noctu-dystopia-rama
3. Post-00:00-future-dub
4. Shadow people
5. Untelevised revolution
6. DJ Hype
7. Guy Called Gerald
8. Maxinquaye minus Adrian Nicholas Matthews Thaws’ mom
9. Insomniac Fontana hip kids
10. Aidy’s Girl is a punkrocker sleepwalker
11. Con-EDM-fuzzled
12. Sleep cycles on a trampoline
13. Re-elect Obama is the new black
14. What Martina Topley-Bird sees when she disconnects
15. Discotheque of the dead
16. Will Bevan and the final ghoul of Dark Souls 2