Dads Are Wearing TOOL T-Shirts Now And This Must Stop

When TOOL doubled down on their merch store, they did not see dads coming.

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Image made by author using Canva Pro. Text is taken from TOOL’s lyrics for “Schism”. We must save TOOL from becoming Dad-rock!

It was a marvelous day when TOOL, one of the most extraordinary unlikely accidents in music history, after years of resistance, announced that they would release their entire catalog on streaming services. Good news for us fans, but not that tempting…

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