It’s Now Safe To Turn Your Windows 95 Back On

Windows 95 Startup Sound slowed by 4000%. Also, my dad bought me a computer late and so I turned out this way.

GONGENHUM
3 min readMar 25

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Photo: MS Windows 95 Desktop

Our heart-wrenching embrace with Windows 95 was a déjà vu. We had pictured her specs and new features. We had dreamed about touching her supple FAT32 breasts on a Pentium 1 MMX 233 MHz bed. But we were in…

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That eerie noise in your head, what if it’s forever?