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Things with Dog Walking, Erwin, and McNuggets In Them
Erwin has put me in a dark room. He promised me strange unpredictable things may or may not happen if you wait here long enough. He told me I will probably meet a strange form of species, but not quite, but still strange enough. All I have to do is just stay here. Stay here and wait. Stay here and wait for a strange thing that may or may not appear. But I have already seen strange things. I have seen Newton’s third law completely being neglected when it comes to inter-human stuff. I have seen lines in form of triangles. I have seen people gathering in rooms making plans to make other people go away. These are all strange things. But what Erwin wants from me is something quite stranger, perhaps. I just don’t know.
So Erwin has put me in a dark room. Because he is trying to test something. Something that has never been tested before. So I am just waiting here. I’m getting very bored. It’s boring to be someone’s guinea pig. Especially when you are put in dark places.
But a few days have passed and I am still here. I am not sure if what I said is exactly correct because, once you’re put in a dark room as a guinea pig, days, kiwis, and WWII documentaries are pretty much all the same thing. You just know you are sick to your stomach. My only hope is for that strange unpredictable thing…
